But there can only be ONE winner, and that winner is REV KEV with this MJ (J5) Masterpiece

His reasons are as powerful as they are concise:

• Don’t blame it on the sunshine.
• Don’t blame it on the moonlight.
• Don’t blame it on the good times.
• Just blame it on the boogie.

Well Done Rev.

Coaches Award this week goes to my man Gunnard for this Gem

Well Chosen, Gunnard.  A personal Fave.  JT owes MJ his career.

Thanks to all who played this week.

The Gloved One is in a Hot Air Balloon right now…over your house…wearing a surgical mask…smiling.

1. You pick the Video // You write your Reason in 1oo words of less.
2. We Vote.
3. We announce a Winner on Friday.
4. You Win 10 acres of Neverland Ranch!

Still Confused?

Funky

Not Funky

although…the hair is RATHER funky.  Very Lando Calrissian!

Got it // Cool // Post Up!

(Use the YouTube button in comments to include video)

After much Deliberation and much Debate (amongst myself), this Week’s WINNER is…

DAVID OSBORNE with SELF DESTRUCTION

It captures ALL that’s the best of the Golden Era of Hip Hop

• Some of the Greatest East Coast Rappers of all time (KRS, Kool Moe Dee, Chuck D, and a Big Daddy Kane cameo)
• Plenty of Africa Medallions
• Dope Beat (plus a sample that J Lo would later steal)
• Obligatory Malcolm X Mural
• And some completely unnecessary Beat Boxing by the great one – Doug E. Fresh

Well Done David. You came out SWINGING!

AND – The Coaches Award this week goes to Kyle Jackson for….this….

…uhhh….top that….?

Happy Funky Friday Everyone!  Great Suggestions.

Next week….Best Michael Jackson Song EVER and WHY!

Your Mission :: Find the BEST OLD SCHOOL RAP JAM

Old School is anything PRE – 1995. (pre-Diddy, pre-Chingy, pre-Suck)

Drop the LINK in the comments.  I’ll vote.  And announce the WINNER on Friday Afternoon.

Still Confused?

Funky

Not Funky

YOUR TURN :: Drop Your Favorite Old School Jammy Jam!

Due to LOW VOTER TURN OUT this week, RYAN is able to walk away with the win with this God Awful Moment in Rap Human History.

I think we hold these truths to be self evident – Ballers Can’t Rap // Rappers Can’t (really) Ball.

Happy Funky Friday Everyone!

I expect more of you next week…I’m looking at you Hickman!

Last week it went to Gym Gavula for his Funky Flautist.  Who will win this week?

Here’s how it works ::

1. You comment here with a link to something TRULY FUNKY (preferably music, preferably video, preferably clean)
2. I will arbitrarily decide what is FUNKIEST for that week
3. I post it up at 4.00p (est) on FRIDAY giving you Mad Props and Street Cred for your Sheer Funkiness.

Still Confused? Follow the Guide Below and play along…

James Brown = FUNKY

James Taylor = NOT FUNKY

YOUR TURN :: Find us the Funkiest Thing This Week. Embed the URL in the comments (using the YouTube widget). I’ll announce the winner at 4.00p (est) on Friday!

GET YOUR FUNK ON!

The Funky Beatbox Flute is equal parts Funky and Bizarre.

What makes it most Funky is how Shifty this dude looks and how his Mustache only makes him SHIFTIER!

Big Ups to Jim Gavula. Great Choice!  I’ve been knowing Jim for more than a minute, and I can tell you – This Definitely Helps His Street Cred!

Thanks to all who played this week. We got a ton of Great Suggestions.

Don’t forget to submit your Funk next week. And…because I am a Kind and Benevolent Judge…I give you this Runner Up.

Thank you Jamie404 for your Gem of a find.

He ain’t the host of America’s Best Dance Crew for nuthin’!  I swear, Mario Lopez works 4x as hard as Secrest for only 1/2 the return.        respect.

Lopez Out.

Here’s how it works ::

1. You comment here with a link to something TRULY FUNKY (preferably music, preferably video, preferably clean)
2. I will arbitrarily decide what is FUNKIEST for that week
3. I post it up on FRIDAY giving you Mad Props and Street Cred for your Sheer Funkiness.

Still Confused? Follow the Guide Below and play along…

FUNKY

NOT FUNKY

YOUR TURN :: Find us the Funkiest Thing This Week.  Embed the URL in the comments (using the youtube widget).  I’ll announce the winner on Friday!

LET THE FUNK BEGIN!

Here’s how it works ::

1. You comment here with a link to something TRULY FUNKY (preferably music, preferably video, preferably clean)
2. I will arbitrarily decide what is FUNKIEST for that week
3. I post it up on FRIDAY giving you Mad Props and Street Cred for your Sheer Funkiness.

Still Confused?  Follow the Guide Below and play along…

FUNKY

 

NOT FUNKY

YOUR TURN :: What is FUNKY? (comment with links // check back on Friday)